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Update:
(Northern Fronts)
Shepard front:
RLP recently launched a new OP here which once again failed. BH continues to make the most progress here. Canopus previous RLP member recently switched over to BH. Which means there is now a smaller gap between Shepard and rest of northern BH. Shepard aka King in the North, Canopus and TSC on the same side the front has turned towards an island of blue in the midst of a sea of red from previously a sea of red with a grain of blue sand sprinkled on top of it to BHs benefit. Its well known entire northern section of RLP is their weakest section and needs to be looked into or it will end like "The Battle Of The Barbs front" just a bunch of inactive RLP.
RLP allies supporting this front: Bzb and EDS
BH allies supporting this front: TSC
BH is winning this front
Volker blitz front:
Volker Squad is nuke dumping RLP at this front and slowly gaining ground, no major progress. However since RLPs presence aint strong around these parts it needs further RLP support or it will be lost and filled with inactivies as well.
RLP allies supporting this front: Bzb
BH allies supporting this front: None
BH is winning this front
(Core Fronts)
Battle of the Giants (Renamed from Gutsman front):
RLP launched an offensive here a while back and nobled a lot of BHs inactive players including Gutsman (who quit before the offensive started) hence the name change. This is RLPs strongest front with plenty of active players. 3 top RLP players are at this front Devast8/Chicken/Beer, the holy all-powerful and not so wise RLP leader Velare too + whole lot of other RLP people. So far most of the fighting at this front have been between previosuly mentioned people vs I-M-A-N and I (The Bunny Menance). Whether this front is a stalemate or a RLP win is debatable, RLPs progress have been mainly on inactivies but next to none vs the active. However going to call it a RLP win, it looks like they need one
RLP allies supporting this front: The Watch
BH allies supporting this front: None
RLP is winning this front
S-I front: As always S-I are doing a good job and staying strong. As much as I like S-I, they are good opponents, they need a good piece of spanking on the buttox though! Stop being naughty and stop the sabotage! You were doing fine before it, you can manage without it!
Not much have changed on this front except the original BH turtles who fought this front has now quit and the front is now hold by stronger and more offensive BH players. S-Is greatest advantage against BH is their positioning, they are located right between Battle of the Giants front and LoD/RLP front (RLPs 2 strongest fronts). S-I front is quite slow phased atm and has been for a while.
RLP allies: S-I
BH allies: None
RLP is winning this front
(South fronts)
LoD/RLP front: RLP launched a joint OP with LoD here a while back, a succesful OP. This area was without a doubt BHs weakest front and littered with inactivies. Most of the inactives have been nobled by either side. RLP/LoD have made some progress against some active BH members but nothing significent. I would say the battle between the active players is a stalemate. The RLP fighting this front is mostly the ex-steel players, quality players. In hindsight RLPs decision to merge Steel into them was a good decision!
RLP allies: LoD
BH allies: None
RLP is winning this front
(New) South of the South front (BH vs RLP, located south, the very furthest southern RLP cluster): This front was inherited from Kings when they merged into BH. Dont have much information on it. But dont seem to be going on much around these parts so far.
Sidenotes:
RLPs NAPS/Allies: Bzb (Rank 3), LoD (Rank 4), Zrg (Rank 6), ALF (Rank 8), S-I (Rank 9), THO (Rank 11), EDS (Rank 12), The Watch (Rank 13)
RLP enemies: BH (Rank 1), TDB (Rank 5), TSC (Rank 7)
RLP wars with active frontlines: BH, TSC
BHs NAPS/Allies: TDB (Rank 5), TSC (Rank 7)
BHs enemies: RLP (rank 2), Bzb (rank 3), LoD (Rank 4), Zrg (Rank 6), S-I (rank 9), THO (Rank 11), EDS (Rank 12), The Watch (Rank 13)
BH wars with active frontlines: RLP, Bzb, LoD, Zrg, S-I, THO, The Watch
RLP Coalition village count: 13741
BH Count: 6016
BH + allies count: 8680
Overall war progress: Stalemate
This is the part where im going to bash on the RLP coalition a bit. In most cases whenever BH loses ground its because of inactivies only exceptions are against Bzb and S-I. With those stats you should be absolutly destroying us. Main criticism I have goes to RLP, too few people participates 100% in your OPs/fronts and the moral amongst your tribemates is stagnating rapidly.
When 6k/8.7k villages can stand up against almost 14k villages someone is doing something very very wrong! Its time for some tribal soulsearching amongst some tribes! Obviously BH is not perfect we have our own problems and flaws but we are closing fronts and kissing enemies goodbye while their caskets get lowered into the ground more and more often.
Live long and prosper. May sabotagers (me included) step on lego barefooted!
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