RLP vrs B-H

[DeletedUser3001]

I suppose we will have to punish him for his sinful and deadly mistakes! BH Overlord Bunny Fuhrer condemns Shepard to the Volker pit, indefinitely! Prepare to get snuggled, caressed and harassed by Volker, Shepard!

For those who arnt familiar to BH laws the Volker pit is our equivalent of capital punishment, only the worst of the worst criminals have to face that sentence! Most never make it back and those few who does never comes back with their sanity intact! There is only so much ear licking, butt pinching and bad poetry one person can take before going bat-shit-crazy!

The legends have it that the Volker beast have 5 heads, a thousand eyes, a dozen arms, 3 tails and fangs large as swords! Say "internal" 3 times and he shall appear to devour all the inactive in one swoop! No inactive player is safe when the beast is flying high in the night sky! No deathstar shall remained untouched when Volker is out roaming the streets! No lady is safe when Volker is surfing the web! 666 the number of the Volker, fear the beast!

 

[DeletedUser]

May his armpits be infested by the bugs of a thousand camels

 

[DeletedUser]

MB, you're forgetting something, 666 is reserved for me, and me alone, for only I have survived Volker's torture. By volunteering to undergo his challenge after a violent disagreement in a game of hopscotch, I managed to earn the title of "Madhatting", for t'was only me who could beat the beast at it's own game.

And all I used was a spoon.

 

[DeletedUser]

You guys are way too late, I was once an adventurer like, but then I took an arrow to the knee! It was the sixth of Volker's 5 heads that flung the arrow at me and then pulled me down into his Volker pit (which btw is here (450|367)). Since that fateful day I'm biding my time down here, playing chess with his second head or poker with the third one. The eyes still creep me out though, I don't think I'll ever get used to those!

 

[DeletedUser]

Really, the eyes are the things that freak you out? Wuss.

 

[DeletedUser]

I somehow feel that this thread has been hijacked :/
Also RLP are no fun? Then why the hell am I helping them?! Fun is what stops me going insane (or was it the other way round...)
Also Bunny spoons are dangerous--->

 

[DeletedUser]

I somehow feel that this thread has been hijacked :/
Also RLP are no fun? Then why the hell am I helping them?! Fun is what stops me going insane (or was it the other way round...)
Also Bunny spoons are dangerous--->

Its not like they are "forking" - would be a better movie

 

[DeletedUser3001]

I somehow feel that this thread has been hijacked :/
Also RLP are no fun? Then why the hell am I helping them?!

RLP have 3 letters, triangles have 3 corners, coincidence? I THINK NOT!! RLP = Illuminati
Illuminati have brainwashed you to help them, wake up sheep, they are controlling your mind through satellites and downloading whatever porn you are downloading because they spy on you! Put on your tinfoil hats people dont let them track you!

They tell me Titanic was sunk by an iceberg but I say HAH! I dont think so, you cant trick me illuminati!! If Titanic really was sunk by this alleged "iceberg" how come they didnt find any ice in the wrecks? HUH?! EXPLAIN THAT!! Titanic was an inside job in order to secure Michael Jackson birth so they could kill something we loved right in front of us! Thats not even the worst part! THEY KILLED TUPAC AND BIGGIE, bastards!! They started the east coast/west coast feud, those monsters!

 

[DeletedUser2616]

Steel fuel can't melt jet beams, 7/11 was an inside job

 

[DeletedUser]

 

[DeletedUser]

I love it!

 

[DeletedUser3001]

What... what is that sound? Like seriously what is that? It sounds like a combination of a wailing whale and a woman giving birth... Is it?... No it cant be... Is that you Velare (RLP founder) realising you are getting rimmed?

*Grabs popcorn*

 

[Hawk.eye]

oh the liege is taking a beat ? i hope this speeds up RLP failure and i mean look at your leader you RLP people and see how incapable he/she is and let it go. join other tribes , or at least over throw him and put better people in charge.

and i just found out my caption in S-I is Exotic! maiden of War , okay i can be exotic when i'm drunk wont deny that. but look at me.. done nothing but nobling barbs in my tw2 life time. how can i be a maiden of war ? i'm solely responsible for the lack of barbs in S-I areas.

 

[DeletedUser3016]

There can only really be a diplomatic revolution, where he agrees to step down. You can never technically overthrow someone until they are inactive. Then a support ticket can sort that issue out, however only if the founder is inactive

 

[Hawk.eye]

There can only really be a diplomatic revolution, where he agrees to step down. You can never technically overthrow someone until they are inactive. Then a support ticket can sort that issue out, however only if the founder is inactive

well diplomatic revolution , leaving RLP and making their own tribe , forcing the guy to step down , just talking some sense into him. i sum those all up in overthrowing him/her. but that was good info since i didn't know what will happen if tribe founder goes inactive.

 

[DeletedUser2616]

kek, my op was a success.
Don't mess with the gutsman

 

[DeletedUser]

I believe BH is familiar with the founder going inactive problem

 

[DeletedUser]

I was the first to do it! Me me me! The others simply stepped down before inactivity.

 

[DeletedUser]

There can only really be a diplomatic revolution, where he agrees to step down. You can never technically overthrow someone until they are inactive. Then a support ticket can sort that issue out, however only if the founder is inactive

We can do anything - just throw a little bone, (mixed with alot of bacon) - and we can even make you MetalBunny´s little lap(dance) dog -

 

[DeletedUser3001]

BH founder title is such a little slut it have been with everyone

oh the liege is taking a beat ? i hope this speeds up RLP failure and i mean look at your leader you RLP people and see how incapable he/she is and let it go. join other tribes , or at least over throw him and put better people in charge.

There can only really be a diplomatic revolution, where he agrees to step down. You can never technically overthrow someone until they are inactive. Then a support ticket can sort that issue out, however only if the founder is inactive

well diplomatic revolution , leaving RLP and making their own tribe , forcing the guy to step down , just talking some sense into him. i sum those all up in overthrowing him/her. but that was good info since i didn't know what will happen if tribe founder goes inactive.

Well Velare seems like a friendly girl/male, have we gotten the gender narrowed down yet? Velare seems like friendly "hybris". In fact most of the different people in leadership I have spoken to have been pretty friendly. I think the main lacking ingredient in RLP during this world have been clear "warlord" figures and those who were all stepped down decently quick. Poe/Trrynity/Velare would all make good diplomats/council members etc but no warlords. Kind of like how Hibakusha is a great warlord but no diplomat and how I am a diplomat but no warlord

I think RLPs biggest flaw throughout the world in leadership have been too many leaders with the same skill sets instead of leaders with different strengths and weaknesses. I think it also might of been too few people leading too many, if I were the leadership in RLP I would of been burnt out without a doubt by now. Im not sure how the other tribes have been run throughout this world but in BH we have 10+ish "leaders", Me/Hiba top dogs well top bunnies, then the warlords (at least 2 in each section), then those who help the warlords and so on. In other words there is always someone to look to for assistance without putting too much weight on one individual. Its not a perfect system but it works pretty good!

Oh and important side note for RLP its nothing personal just banter but do prepare for getting your buttocks red the spanking machine known as BH have arrived at your doorstep!