Conditional Wishes

[DeletedUser]

You improve the game so much everyone wants to play and the servers can't handle it so it can never load anything.

I wish I had the ability to talk to my dog.

 

[DeletedUser]

You can and he tells you that he doesn't like you at all.

I wish more players would join this forum.

 

[DeletedUser1666]

They won't join because Odin smells funny

I wish players were a little bit smarter.. and generally not idiots ..

 

[DeletedUser]

With peoples increased intelligence you lose all your villages because they outmaneuver you

I wish I got paid more

 

[DeletedUser1675]

You get paid a lot more but then one of the 347 apocalypses happen and suddenly whatever you were paid with is of no value.

I wish it would be warm everywhere and everyone would go around naked

 

[DeletedUser486]

You get sent to prison.

I wish full dive virtual reality technology existed. (sword art online)

 

[DeletedUser]

You lose the ability to distinguish between virtual reality and real life and it drives you insane.

I wish I could fly

 

[DeletedUser]

You are hit by a plane.

I wish building nukes would take less time.

 

[DeletedUser1666]

While cutting costs on your nukes to make them faster - your weapons grade Uranium leaked all over you and you glowed as well as smelt funny ..

I wish i was Prime Minister so i can sort out my country ..

 

[DeletedUser]

You are assassinated by people who disagree with you

I wish I could read minds

 

[DeletedUser]

you get mind-dislexia.

I wish I had 3 wishes.

 

[DeletedUser1666]

You wished you had 3 wishes but the Genie said no because you were still Radioactively glowing and still smelt funny.

I wish aliens would come sooner rather than later..

 

[DeletedUser1883]

They do, but you're the first they abduct, disect and pickle in a jar.
I wish i could live forever.

 

[DeletedUser1666]

You could live forever but unfortunately the computer system you were put into suddenly got shut down due to an EMP and got fried..

I wish the En9 Comp was judged

 

[DeletedUser300]

It is judged and cheaters won the competition

I wish the world leaders weren't so conservatistic (hope I typed it right)

 

[DeletedUser]

Thy merge tribes and then the tribe goes inactive

I wish that we could get this thread going again

 

[DeletedUser1745]

It died
I wish people could let it go

 

[DeletedUser486]

They let it go so hard all you hear is the frozen soundtrack repeatedly for a week.

I wish Pokemon were real

 

[DeletedUser2062]

They are real, but then when you wake up you realize it was all a dream and your coffee is cold next to your bed...

I wish the Avengers were my personal Bodyguards :-D

 

[DeletedUser2122]

Your wish comes true but the hulk smashes you after you piss him off and then he says.....Puny Malboer..
I wish dogs could talk