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Conditional Wishes

DeletedUser486

Guest
Could be a different name, I'm not really sure, but it is a fun one:

Rules:

Player posts a wish and the next person to respond posts a condition to that wish and then their own wish and the thread perpetuates.

Example:
John: I wish I had an infinite amount of money in my bank account.
Jane: Your account gets locked down for tax fraud.

I wish I could make bacon appear out of thin air.

I'll start.

I wish I could fly.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You suffocate in the vacuum of space without a spacesuit.
I wish I had unlimited crowns.
 

DeletedUser486

Guest
Innogames goes bankrupt, your crowns are useless.

I wish I had a magic cup that was always full of my favourite drink.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Innogames can't make enough money, they fill the game with adverts and everytime you try to build or recruit you have to watch an advert, nobling requires watching a 10 minute infomercial.

I wish people would stop complaining and make do with the pay2win.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
Innogames becomes greedy, the game becomes horrible imbalanced and dies.
I wish life was easy.
 

DeletedUser486

Guest
Everything becomes automated, you lose the joy in what becomes an unhealthy and very short life.

I wish I could travel faster than the speed of light.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The light never reaches your eyes and you are blinded.
I wish I could stop time at will.
 

DeletedUser

Guest
You managed to stop time while on a train and cannot start time again, you will never reach your destination.
I wish the person below me could not find a way to ruin my wish :D
 

DeletedUser

Guest
sorry, no golden fish available try again later
i wish my units could plunder faster!
 

DeletedUser1530

Guest
you can, with use of special officers in your troops, but a solar flare hit the earth, rendering all AI useless.
I wish I didn't have to file taxes.
 

DeletedUser1282

Guest
In Korea, they ask you to pay hell loads of em without any return. They eat it up for their wealth. I wish TW2 staff updates the "inactive player turn barbarian after 14 days of inactivity" ASAP.
 

DeletedUser1530

Guest
they do, but the day of, you win the lottery, forget the game, and go barb yourself in 2 wks!

I wish the TW2 staff updates with a world and private (whisper) channel
 

DeletedUser

Guest
The update occurs but you are unable to participate because your computer's motherboard has fried, and your identity has been stolen, along with the contents of your bank account. >:1 Lol
I wish I was El Presidente of the American Federation.
 

DeletedUser1530

Guest
You are, but there is a resurgence of Soviets in Russia, and they conquer you.

I wish this game can respond faster, I feel like it is dial-up again !
 

DeletedUser1282

Guest
you can. but you need to buy a new computer to respond

I wish some active players merge into EUN (server 8) to take over this world.
 

DeletedUser1530

Guest
they do. However, they all escaped from a mental asylum, and were retaken back.

I wish the 1.9 fix does a lot of good !
 

DeletedUser1282

Guest
It will, only if admins update the server.

I wish I can Multi-task all of the works I need to do while I'm playing TW2.
 

DeletedUser1530

Guest
you did, but watch the film "Duplicity" with Michael Keaton, and find out what happens, Mr. Wizard !

I wish I had a new idea to improve the game, I'm all out right now (mods are saying "Thank God !")
 
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