My post got deleted?
Since im a rebel without a cause im putting up a censored version of it!
"*grabs popcorn*
Some proper good old fashioned drama here, what did I miss? Who slept with whos wife?
I have heard less heated conversations between parents/daughter when the parents accidentally walked in on the daughter during "the act". Those stories sounded something like:
Dad - "Hello? Anyone home?"
*bed squeaking noises*
Dad- "Sweetheart, im home. Who´s shoes are these, are you having company over?"
*bed squeaking sounds*
Dad- "Sara, are you at your room? Where you at?"
*bed squeaking noises*
Dad - "Sara, turn down the music! Where are you? Im coming into your room! Who... What... WHO THE F*** (Synonym word = intercourse) ARE YOU?! SARA WHO THE F*** (Synonym word = intercourse) IS THIS?!"
Bunny - "This is NOT what it looks like!"
Dad - "YOU SON OF ..."
Sara - "Dad, please! Stop! He is my boyfriend! I LOVE HIM DAD!"
Bunny - "What? Boyfriend? No... I mean yes... YES... boyfriend... I care for your daughter very much mister!"
*A short calm in the storm where the incredible sexy, intelligent, charming and handsome Bunny slowly but surely moved towards the window while trying to put on his pants*
Dad - "YOU F***ER (Synonym word = intercourse)!!"
Bunny - "S*** (Synonym word = poop)!! S*** (Synonym word = poop)!! S*** (Synonym word = poop)!! STOP HITTING ME WITH THE PILLOW, CRAZY B****** (Synonym word = child born outside of marriage)!! S*** (Synonym word = poop)!! S*** (Synonym word = poop)!! STOP!! S*** (Synonym word = poop)!!"
Followed by a manly high pitched scream and a thud as the bunny heroicly fled through the open window into the garden followed by lots of cursing after tripping after realising the pants were still stuck around the ankles followed by a penguin looking sprint.
No idea who that Bunny dude is though but I heard he was a pretty awesome guy from very reliable sources!
PS. RackAttack have a snickers! You are not yourself when you are hungry!"
Down with the oppressing authorities! You cant keep the anarchist bunny down!