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As The *** Wars close to a near end, a new era dawns on the horizon of Tribal Wars 2.
It is now the era of THE *** WARS.
Brought to you, in many cases, by none other than the fine players that were protagonists of The ***Wars.
Still believing in the "Rules Don't Apply To Me" (RDATM) faith intersecting with the "I Can't Be Bothered To Farm" (ICBBTF) faith all working under the "No One Will Notice" (NOWN) version of the St Cheat's bible, they have procreated without contraception and have produced lots of little baby *** Villages spread around the server. Sometimes lonely ones - cast off into the rim of the Server, sometimes grouped together in a nest aka....
Now while I am normally happy to see people of different faiths collaborating, these poor babies do not have to wait for their parents to come feed them, no, this is Child Labour (boo). They are expected to provide, daily, sometimes more frequently, a delivery of resources to their parents without even farming for it. Their growth is stunted. They will never achieve full size, deprived as they are of the resources they need to grow.
Wait, I hear you ask, how do we prevent this forced labour, this hell of a life, living just to provide for others? Well, it's fairly easy. The inherent laziness of the ICBBTF practitioners has been dominant in many cases. Keen eyes can compare the achievements of these baby *** with a real player and note deficits in their development. Of the symptoms that can be seen, the dominant symptom is a high Special Delivery rate.
This is often combined with one or more of the following :
An inexistent First Blood achievement (attack 3 times)
Low or inexistent Plunderer achievements
Low or inexistent Stolen Goods achievements
Collaboration 1 (because who can be bothered to log out and log back in again to each alt)
A paladin which suspiciously seems to be invited to lots of parties
A lack of bashpoints OR too many bp for the rest of their achievements. Each new *** village is born with 50 spears and these are sometimes forced to work in their parents' village.
In general there will be an Inexplicable lack of achievements for a player that actually plays the game but somehow manages to send resources somewhere, but obviously not to their tribe mates because either they have none, or the biggest player in their tribe is OBVIOUSLY not receiving any res given their small stature - someone using up all that res would either have surpassed a certain size or would have troop recruitment achievements out of this world, especially in early game.
I URGE you, in the interests of these small, mistreated, *** Villages and those that live in them, to report them to the local authorities (Click Contact Support - 0800 NO MORE ***) and let them live out the rest of their natural lives in peace.
Hopefully, at some point in the future, we can endeavour to get to the Fair Play Wars which should be in the future.
It is now the era of THE *** WARS.
Brought to you, in many cases, by none other than the fine players that were protagonists of The ***Wars.
Still believing in the "Rules Don't Apply To Me" (RDATM) faith intersecting with the "I Can't Be Bothered To Farm" (ICBBTF) faith all working under the "No One Will Notice" (NOWN) version of the St Cheat's bible, they have procreated without contraception and have produced lots of little baby *** Villages spread around the server. Sometimes lonely ones - cast off into the rim of the Server, sometimes grouped together in a nest aka....
Now while I am normally happy to see people of different faiths collaborating, these poor babies do not have to wait for their parents to come feed them, no, this is Child Labour (boo). They are expected to provide, daily, sometimes more frequently, a delivery of resources to their parents without even farming for it. Their growth is stunted. They will never achieve full size, deprived as they are of the resources they need to grow.
Wait, I hear you ask, how do we prevent this forced labour, this hell of a life, living just to provide for others? Well, it's fairly easy. The inherent laziness of the ICBBTF practitioners has been dominant in many cases. Keen eyes can compare the achievements of these baby *** with a real player and note deficits in their development. Of the symptoms that can be seen, the dominant symptom is a high Special Delivery rate.
This is often combined with one or more of the following :
An inexistent First Blood achievement (attack 3 times)
Low or inexistent Plunderer achievements
Low or inexistent Stolen Goods achievements
Collaboration 1 (because who can be bothered to log out and log back in again to each alt)
A paladin which suspiciously seems to be invited to lots of parties
A lack of bashpoints OR too many bp for the rest of their achievements. Each new *** village is born with 50 spears and these are sometimes forced to work in their parents' village.
In general there will be an Inexplicable lack of achievements for a player that actually plays the game but somehow manages to send resources somewhere, but obviously not to their tribe mates because either they have none, or the biggest player in their tribe is OBVIOUSLY not receiving any res given their small stature - someone using up all that res would either have surpassed a certain size or would have troop recruitment achievements out of this world, especially in early game.
I URGE you, in the interests of these small, mistreated, *** Villages and those that live in them, to report them to the local authorities (Click Contact Support - 0800 NO MORE ***) and let them live out the rest of their natural lives in peace.
Hopefully, at some point in the future, we can endeavour to get to the Fair Play Wars which should be in the future.
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